1. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered toast always lands butter side down, then what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
2. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underwear over his pants?
3. Why is Lemon Soda made with artificial flavor but dishwashing liquid made with pure lemon juice?
4. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
5. Why are letal injection needles sterilized?
6. Nothing sticks to Teflon, so how does Teflon stick to the pan?
7. Why is “all together” written separated and “separated” written all together”?
8. What would happen if you turned on your headlights while travelling at the speed of light?
9. Why do sheep not shrink in the rain?
10. Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
11. Why do you have to click the Start button to shut down?
12. Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
13. Why “abbreviation” is such a long word?
14. What is a synonym synonyms?
15. If I buy a new boomerang, how can you get rid of the old one?

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